I’ve been putting off writing this post for long enough. The idea of writing it bores me about as much as reading the book did. I gave Across the River and into the Trees two stars on Goodreads, not because it’s a bad novel, per se, but because it’s a bad novel for Hemingway. It’s also his last completed novel, which was a bit of a draw for me. (He committed suicide before completing another novel, and his tone sounds kind of like he'd already lost interest in life.) And for that, it’s almost what one would expect – in hindsight, at least.
It’s about a 51-year-old retiring America colonel in Italy. He’s hopelessly in love with a 19-year-old contessa who won’t marry him (or do any of the things that go along with marriage with him). During the week, he works, but on the weekends he travels back to Venice, stays in a hotel, and spends his time with the girl. They eat in restaurants and float around in gondolas (in which there’s a gross kind-of sex scene in the vein of the stumpy one in To Have and Have Not). And that’s about it. There’s also the not-so-shocking almost twisty ending.
Meh.
That said, it’s exactly what I’d expect from a depressed, aging Hemingway with one foot in the mental grave. It’s sad. The whole thing is sad – but in a boring way. The first fifty pages was just his trip to Venice for the weekend. I almost put it down at that point because it didn’t seem like it was going anywhere. Just military talk. He hadn’t even mentioned the contessa yet. The only thing that kept me reading at that point was the description on Goodreads. I’m not sorry I did, but, well, meh.
The only Hemingway novel I don’t like is The Old Man and the Sea, and the more Hemingway I read, the less sense that makes to me. It’s not like I actively dislike this one, either. I’m not interested enough in it to dislike it. Which is why I felt like I should go ahead and write this review: Across the River and into the Trees will be one of those novels I forget with a month.




I’m not sure why I picked up 
I’ve gone back and forth on whether to give 
Well, that took forever. Three weeks, give or take a couple days. I could have done it faster (my friends who’ve read it say they sped right through it), but I just couldn’t read more than 25 or 30 pages of
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I haven’t hated a novel so much in a long time.
I’ve been meaning to write this post for about a week, now, but I keep putting it off. I think the lesson I’ve learned here is not to read a
I do like exploring BBC’s offerings. A wonderful staff member at Broadmoor suggested this one.* Land Girls is a drama set in World War II England; men are off fighting the war, and women, of course, want to help. Stuck at home, so to speak, English women join the Women’s Land Army, in which they would find themselves leaving their homes and families to work in new situations. Some of the women come from the upper class and are shipped away; others are simply trying to find a way to help while their husbands are off at war. In Land Girls, we get to know four young women with various backgrounds who find themselves on a country estate; we see how the war not so far away affects them and those who must show their national pride by producing food for the rest of the country. We watch as these young women mature, love, and lose. There is a hint of romanticism, found in most historical pieces, but none of the women are presented as saints. While some of the characters we meet border on caricatures, they are all real humans.
When I was a school kid, so many many many years ago, I got caught up in the show Hey Dude. The show follows the often times ridiculous exploits of the staff on the Bar None dude ranch. The show almost made me want to go out to the desert and ride horses; who wouldn’t want to be in a barrel race one day, take a long ride into the scenic desert another, and then enjoy a pie eating contest and barn dance the next? Of course, the show has many flaws, but it is often light hearted and enjoyable, even though the cheese factor is quite high. I usually watched this during the summer, so one step outside quickly reminded me why I had no desire to be in the heat. Yet, I so wanted to meet these teens who had built a life and family on a ranch in a world almost as distant to a Louisiana girl as World War II England would be.
The review below was written by Emily Hussey, a student at